the first field trip i remember
was my second year of school
when one stop was the local
butcher shop.
we all filed in to listen
to the apron-ed man
as he demonstrated cutting things
down to size, with big shiny blades,
but the highlight was
when he plopped a phallic
looking muscle on the counter.
i think someone even said it, sending
us into a giggling twitter, kids only
know how to tell the truth until
shushed enough
he though declared it the tongue
of a calf and asked if anyone wanted
some and so the few and brave took
slices to nibble, while others cringed
and faux vomited
years later, in high school
we all acquired a taste, especially
when consumed in open faced
lockers and back seats, fine
young cannibals, we became
until, in adulthood, we learned
to swallow our own when we
see something that makes us
uncomfortable, which
in truth, tastes just like baloney.
Imperfect Prose
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
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Dude, you get on that soapbox and tell it like it is. If we were in a smokey cafe wearing berets, I would be snapping my approval for you. Can you dig it?
Ewww Brian! What are you upto? Are you promoting vegetarianism? well That poem will be quite effective I am sure...
...let me go and puke...
You didn't hold anything back with this one.
oops. it deleted the rest.
Meant to say (doffs cap)
What a clever and cutting piece. Hope not to "meet" you when knives are present. Great closing line Brian!
Great poem Brian, kids DO only know how to tell the truth until shushed enough! I have found that there are few people who can truly remember what it was like to be a child, to have a child's mindset, to remember stories both large and small with their myriad of details captured in the moment. This poem works because you captured it as a child and the child in me tagged along and responded. Great write!
oooh I like it...i will have to fake vomit more -
wonderful show of the evolution of us.
Memories, humor, and poignancy, all wrapped up in a tiny package...brilliantly.
yeah daniel, i may need to come off the soap box a bit...smiles.
Tell the truth. You don't swallow yours, do you. LOVED IT.
"we all acquired a taste, especially when consumed in open faced lockers and back seats" yes, we did!
Fantastic post, I'm all tongued tied not knowing how to express my awe at this.
Great images and a good finale. From butchers to French kissing...
Oh, I love it! Especially when you twisted it near the end.
Wow, that really came full circle and left me whirling.
I'm still pondering the title
it's been a long week
I prefer my tongue in cheek.
Ha! I loved how you brought the whole tongue thing together by saying "we'd swallow our own."
That was brilliant!
I prefer to bite my tongue! At least I know where it is!
Where do the cats fit in?
Maggie X
Nuts in May
Very amusing. I can tell that yours was firmly planted in cheek.
A field trip to a butcher's shop? I went to a pumpkin farm for my first field trip.
I can taste the baloney all too vividly. Thanks for this.
An intelligent and well constructed write.
I can pay you no higher compliment than to say I wish I'd written this.
It's both intensely evocative and absolutely authentic. congratulations on a very memorable poem, James.
very nice write
ha - sometimes it's no mistake to swallow the tongue and jail the cats
#1 - I love the title of this piece
#2 - WTH? A second grade class trip to the butcher? I think mine was to the local park for a field day. First real class trip was in 5th to Statue of Liberty.
#3 - Not a fan of tongue (although, I know you're not really meaning to discuss its flavor)
I am learning to stop swallowing my own. another well-crafted word picture filled with greatness :)
Hi! Brian...
This is a very vivid, well-written post...I especially, like the way you described your progression from childhood... "kids only
know how to tell the truth until
shushed enough..."
to adulthood..."which in truth, tastes just like baloney."
Thanks, for sharing!
DeeDee ;-D
mmmm calf tongue , such smooth meat
This was fun to read :D love it. I spent abit remembering the brutal honesty my children had when small - how true that is, and all the times that ability was wielded when out in public. HA! Love how you could draw me back in time. And the twist at the end. Almost unexpected...nice xx
cats got your tongue...
you are droll my friend. Here's to children having a voice to be proud of.
You keep bringing back memories - like when the local grocer's daughter brought pig's brain and calf tongue to Show and Tell at school one year. Maybe you can write a poem about the daughter of the undertaker who took us on a field trip to the morgue and make it profound and funny all at the same time. You do it so well! :-)
preach my man, preach. BRILLIANT mate :)
Yeah, that was my favorite bit, the part about kids starting out truthful...but all-in-all, quite the reminder of our own animalistic selves that we like to deny. Thanks!
Las maravillas de la lengua! And the wonders of the art of osculation ... nothing quite compares, especially in the age of discovery ... your teens.
But to actually consume a tongut by way of mastication & then swallowing ... NUP that is not for me!!
I loved the wrap-up of this one, Brian. I guess if we butcher animals, we should use all the bits, but ugh...no calf's tongue for me!
Here's to hoping we can un-learn the ugly habit of swallowing baloney.
Very interesting piece. Great imagery and thoughts.
hum...i think it taste like chicken that could use a bit of salt.
Clever, Brian. I really like it :)
Are you SURE you're a meat eater? The thought of this in its literal description is horrible...and I think it kind of sums up that gagging sensation from holding, biting, or swallowing ones tongue. Perhaps you have a guilty conscious about what you ate for dinner :) Sorry...another great write, but tongue!?
I really liked the journey that this poem took. Made me think.
Last stanza says it all man--so sad but so true. I suppose you could call this speaking in tongues?
Tongue?
Quite the bell to have rung
Everything tastes like baloney?
Not to be a phony
But that isn't always the case
Least it helps with the thought erase
As that was very nasty to think about
And on that note
Jail all the cats?
Well we'll arms ourselves with bats..lol
My own tounge has quite a few scars, from biting it to keep from saying what I think (but never about your poetry). Good work again.
Kat
holy smokes, Brian.
Man, you sure took us on a journey - with "tongue-in-cheek"!
This tickled my imagination..loved it Brian!
The evolution of naivety to wisdom - and a musing on the use of our words - all wrapped up poignantly in a few stanzas...this one is truly a keeper!
Nauseatingly good.
well crafted... this is a very cool journey. It totally doesn't end up anywhere near where it began (except the "shushed" line) and yet it flows so organically. But I have to ask, how does the title fit in? I don't quite get that. Oh, never mind. I just got it. Sorry I was kind of slow.
Gross talk about tongue! Funny - we can learn a lot from our children since they are the ones who speak the truth so freely!
Wow, that's a ride. Quite visceral. Ew. Good work.
Cow tongue rocks. People tongue? Not so much. Very creative, Brian.
I remember my youth
All this happened
And it was more
Than just baloney
Although that was "cool"
Before "cool" was in
And "cherry" was "boss"
OneLove--Tiger
Yes! Where's the audio file of you reading it? This is one that needs to be heard!
You always find the most ingenious ways of saying the most necessary things.
I'm curious about the cats....
Eventually,we Learn To Beware Of Loose Tongues.
Indeed.
You're awesome!
Great poem! And yes, I'm vegetarian...
Nice :0
Would that be all beef bologna or the mish-mash with cereal filler bologna?
i'm torn between really liking this poem and the rhythm to it... and really disliking the title ~ what's wrong with cats? ♥ dani
ok, i love cats, i have a cat...i am not promoting animal abuse...smiles.
as kkridge so aptly pointed out (calling me droll as well) is it is a play on the old adage...
cat got your tongue...
Ha! What a trail you led us on with this one...you Brian, are a terrific storyteller!
You always tell the story so well!
Brian,
I love the way you go from childhood to adulthood with the "tongue" theme!
You are definitely on a roll here with your truths about hypocrisy, childhood, and emotional scarring. Keep preaching!
heehee
;)
Clever poem. May your week be filled with joy and mercy.
Have I mentioned lately how clever, creative, and just generally awesome you are?
What a bold piece! I agree with Elizabeth Young in appreciating the line about kids telling the truth.
Thanks for stopping by my blog and taking time to comment today.
love your play on words with a powerful message Brian...:-)
I love this. I clearly remember a visit to a butchers when I was at junior school. The butcher actually gave us pig's eyeballs to take away......what fun we had scaring the girls :)
I'm so glad I have this chance to visit you today. I chuckle at your clever writing, tongue in cheek?
This one brings back memories! The first time I had tongue was as a guest at someone's house. I swallowed my own tongue and ate theirs without comment!
The cats have been unjustly accused!
kids only
know how to tell the truth until
shushed enough
oh, that we would learn to quiet our fears and just listen to them...
i don't know how you do it, but you manage to intertwine truth and daily life and every piece is so fresh and unique. truly a gift, brian.
Reminds me with kids being hushed of the way it used to be, that kids were to be seen and not heard.
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The Title of this poem brought me here - Cats! Yay! I love the way you wrote about this journey from childhood to the adult world. Authentic and beautifully written. Congratulations Brian. :)
Okay - Yuck! Who thought of that as a field trip? Love the way you turned it around though.
This one made me laugh.
I never seem to be able to bite my tongue.
I never seem to be able to bite my tongue.
I can't get over the field trip to the butcher shop in 2nd grade!?
Tastes just like baloney. Yes.
I love the way you tell this story, Brian. And the last two stanzas are a great commentary. Love the last line. It made me laugh.
very true. the older we grow the more we want to run away from truth, esp if its an unpleasant one involving ourselves.
It all changes after we hear adults tell us "hold your tongue, young man" or "you need a good tongue-lashing, young lady." I think that's when the internal editor takes the stage, shoving spontaneity out of the way.
OK, Brian...fess up....you were one of the kids trying the tongue!!!! I remember that story well...Roanoke City Market....1st grade. Love you for all the memories, son.
"faux vomited"
I still do that.
omg, some of the comments are hilarious!!!
Raw tongue. I tried pig's feet. Not my thing, dude!
Love the tongue in cheekiness about it all
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