watching tv
surfing channels
we land on
national geographic
or something graphic
"are they?"
"oh yeah"
they do their thing
and the male disengages
rolling on his back
tongue lolling
the female sneers
then locks jaws
on his neck
his thrashing
becomes twitches
then stillness
and she licks him
once before
walking away
taking the remote
from my numb fingers
she thumbs the
power button
"ready for bed?"
i rub the side on my neck
weighing briefly my
choices
"why not?"
bugs crackle
against a neighbor's zapper
as i turn the lights
down
morituri te salutant
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Nice one :)
hee, hee - this is good! Have a great day!
Oh my! That was so... graphic and well, permanently embedded in my imagination!
LOL too good what the heck,you're a brave man/writer....lol
Oh wow! So this is how we get the remote?
Great stuff.
mmmm, this kinda thing happens all too often in this house to me, me who is not the controller of the remote that is, heee hee heee
Great job!!
you're just a glutton for punishment ... lol
Great! Nice work,Brian.
that seems about right.
Oh my this was good. Love the images that popped into my mind as I was reading (and rereading).
I like the way you end with the zapper. I'll be hearing that all day.
perhaps if you ask her to remove her teeth nicely from your neck and put them in a glass by the side of the bed you'll awaken refreshed rather than dead
Sandi
Nice....:)
Nation GeoGraphic - with the emphasis on the Graphic. Yup.
funny, the dance seems the same in the wild kingdom or the human one....well versed
This was great - ready for bed? Maybe you could wrap something around your neck for protection. :-)
Some things are worth the risk! :)
Ha! I see you know your place in the scheme of things well, my friend. Remain useful, though, and the jugular is usually spared. ;_)
make a squeak...give a sign that u made it thru the night...snickers
So I guess that "free" box you received the other day
Has led to lots of play
Bringing this little diddy out
Just be sure and not to shout
Keeping things low
As you wouldn't want the neighbors with the bug zapper to know
Oh now I've had my fun
Another job well done
This put a smile on my face. Thank you. I have sure missed visiting you Brian...you with your talented voice that never ceases to amaze me...I hope you and yours are well and that life is treating you good. Thank you for all the times you've made me think outside the box, made me smile/laugh and just made me thankful to be part of such a great community. Love and hugs to you.
How's your neck NOW??? My husband always says that "it" is the cure for everything. Do you concur? (You don't have to answer...I think that you already did!) Nice one Brian.
Haa Haa! This just made my Monday even better. I promise not to hurt you....too bad ;)
He's a dude. He'd say it was totally worth it.
Your words are so well written. Damn the visualization though!
*snicker* At least T promises not to hurt you too bad. I actually sent my husband to the ER with a knee injury once.
Ha ha! you are taking your chances!
Ouch!
LOL I agree with blueviolet. :D
lol... awwww you remind me of my husband
This reminded of your days of Vampire obsessions! Pretty cool writing!!
Get him T! :)
Those who are about to die, salute you...if you gotta go, what better way :) Another great write...but I think I'll stick to my cartoon fantasy adventures...National Geographic make me weep.
This is so cool!
until the jaws are on your neck of course, MZ...lol
Yes, well we females have that about us, esp. during certain times of the month....funny write!
Okay, I don't know what I thought funnier -- you recounting the program or rubbing your neck at the end.
Very funny.
Is it so wrong that this kind of made me grin?
Natural selection and survival of the fittest. We know the dominant sex?
yes. only the tough survive mate.. good post..
????
Is this not how it's normally done?????
Talk about some rough sex! Yowzer!
Your fingers went numb? lol
Hmmm...isn't luv wonderful?
Yikes! Now I have a graphic image of it all. Thanks! :)
love the last line! death by... yeah, it's all good ;)
I love the sexy ones. Were you watch SOAP network? Sounded like it.
This didn't happen on March 15th, did it?
Nature is red in tooth and claw.
heehee
You certainly live dangerously...
;)
Snort! Men are such easy prey.
High five to the ladies! Sorry Brian. :P
I love your awkward and stilted playfulness. Er, why not? Ha! Only live once I guess! Cute piece Brian.
Rawr! Love it! :)
See, you guys don't have it that bad:)
Too funny. We're not that scary, are we? Good stuff :)
wow! enjoyed this one! :)
Brilliant one - and very amusing too.
Ha ha! Sure it was only the neighbor's bugs that got zapped?
hehe
fortunately you survived well enough to write this poetry
Brian put a smile on my face. Thank you for sharing.
*forwards link to husband.*
well said, brian. well said.
Grin.
Brilliant, Brian. And that is not an accolade I use lightly.
morte parum
hahaha
Hi! Brian...
Natural Selections?
Animals Vs. Men?
Now,
I Ask You?
Thanks, For Sharing!
DeeDee ;-D
Ha! Ha! Ha! How's your neck today? Good one!!
Hugs
SueAnn
Very amusing and brave. Nice written
Great! Live dangerously...
Very familiar!!
Very nice indeed.
Very nice indeed. I enjoyed it.
you're brilliantly hilarious :))
Brian this gave me a laugh & given that you were able to post again after this post, it seems you made it through the night... What a battler you are!! Very clever!!
Ah yes, but the mystery makes it better. Love the connection you made here.
=O Gasp! Dude!!
:D
I am glad to not be near any bug zappers. I haven't had my neck bitten in a while.
Lol. Sleep with one eye open. We r crAaaaazy!!!
Ha! I'd be a bit more reluctant if it were me! But then what a way to go! Clever and funny in your trademark style. Big smile for this one!
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