On July 27, 2009, at approximately 20:21 pm, TSO responded to an incident at Lynchburg Regional Airport(LYH). A man, having passed the security check point was accosted in the atrium by two hairless primates. One assailant wrapped the man's ankles driving him to the floor, while the second assailant leaped upon his chest, wrapping spindly arms around his neck and proceeded to choke the victim.
Officers attempted to deploy tasers until a third assailant arrived on the scene dispatching the primates and giving mouth to mouth to the victim, or assaulting his face. The revived (smiling) man was once again assaulted by the primates, hobbling under their weight and that of his luggage out the entrance doors into the parking area.
TSO officers continued to monitor situation until all parties fled the scene in a Gold Chrysler Town & Country heading northbound on 29N, singing loudly.
Yeah, the trip to Florida went great, but it's amazing to be home. Off to get the monkeys back in their cages.
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Oh man, what an incident...
follow your blog now man..
do you own a monkey?
anyhow, just followed your blog, hope u can visit sometimes..
Great family portrait! -J
Wow, thats crazy!!!
Glad you had fun in Florida, though :)
And thanks for the sweet comment on the English Muse...wasn't really sure what to write, but glad to see that you liked it!
xoxo,
Micaela
@john - yeah, my boys are nuts...they are really boys, they just think they are monkeys.
@chubskulit - nah, i have two young boys that like to attack when dad gets home.
@jayne - smiles
@micaela - nice fill in. lovely photos.
My two monkeys are having a great summer off from school. One more month off!!
It is hilarious and incredible the story, what was it a circus on tour?
Brian. please hear me screaming with glee. PRICELESS. Attack of those hairless creatures AND a MOM kiss...EEEWWW, yuck forever, YESSS!
hahahaha, you got me wondering for a second why this didn't make the news here :p
How cute! Hairless primate muggers. So happy to see you.
Thos primates tend to get that way when the alpha male is gone for too long...
Welcome back home
Lola xx
Love the post although it is early in the morning over here and I had to read it twice before I worked out what was happening.
Sounds like a fun time was had, primates and all.
WoooHooo! Daddy's Home! Nice to be missed, isn't it? :)
Town and Country cars are monkey cars? My grandmother would be hurt to know that.
Florida is a great place to visit! And sadly, I take it for granted.
Great reunion! As a child I used to enjoy watching airport reunions! Seeing loved ones after a long absence (or not-so-long in your case), all inhibition is thrown to the wind.
Loved this post and the emotions that came through. Have a great one today and be careful, you know monkeys are known to throw their own poo.
Excited to hear how your trip went. Will you post about it?
I have some monkeys of my own- although they are quite domesticated at this point. Kind of.
xoxox
A welcome anyone would love!
that's hilarious...took me a second or two and wow lol
Your post reminds me of the nursery rhyme - "two little monkeys jumping on the bed"...
Great post..smiles
Tasers....mmmmm.....
:)
Hey Brian, I'm following the blog now, fantastic - you gotta get these monkeys well trained or they're gonna keep gettin at you everyday. Wouldn't want that!
Obviously never a dull moment... grins
How cool is that! Would have loved to see that :-)
Sounds like you had fun monkeying around in Florida!
Welcome home.
Are you out there causing problems!?! LOL:) Sounds like fun!
Brian,
Welcome back from Florida. Airports can be crazy. I see you have another follower named John. I will sign my Bro. John after I leave a comment. You will have to tell us more about Florida. My Pastor he's 42(my age) and one of my best friends.Hejust got back from a 8 day vacation. He has never stayed away from the Church that long.This is good,He's learning how to delagate. Anyways God Bless and have a good day.
Bro.John
been a bit of a whirlwind since getting back. thanks for all the comments. hoping my pace will slow down now into a better rhythm and can return some comments.
I had to read it again...much too high of a creative level for me! too funny when I did get it!
Welcome home! I loved this!
hahahaha i literally take the monkey as is hehehe... anyhow, came to visit again..
thanks for visiting back man..
the monkeys missed you a bunch!
I totally figured out it was the boys and your wife HA HA HA - I'm starting to figure you out
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