Confidently striding into the main office, as if I belonged there, I hacked into the main computer to print out VISITOR credentials that would get me passed the guards of this educational prison. A stray though ran through my mind, the dangers if I got caught; the sentence would be "I will not break my son out of school early", one hundred times on a grammar tablet.
Attaching the identification to my camouflaged T-shirt, Batman providing the perfect disguise, shadow to shadow I progressed toward cell block K(indergarten). Ducking into the bathroom to slip out my weapon if needed, I brandished the eraser and I stepped into his room. "Give me my son or I'll wipe everything off the chalkboard."
Cringing in fear, or maybe that was doubled over in laughter, the "teacher" released the color page math worksheet shackles. Fleeing down the corridor, hand in hand, Logan stopped me. "I have to go back", he had left vital intelligence, his lunch box. Absconding the materials, snack still intact, and finally free we leaped into the escape vehicle with the rest of the extraction unit and unveiled our plan..."Wanna go to the zoo?"
Truancy officers are still patrolling the neighborhood, but we rest assured knowing this was a parental sanctioned operation. Summer break days away, a little taste of freedom to make them pass that much quicker. Sometimes we all need a break from the norm, to keep us focused on the important things.
Disclaimer: No teachers were hurt in the making of this epic and we really do appreciate all that you do for our children. As much as we would have loved to extract the animals, they were rescued and being cared for.