Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Christmas with the King

It's that time of year again...the music in all the stores has changed, there is a nip in the air, all the houses are starting to light up, children dance excitedly as they write letters to Santa...but lest we forget what Christmas is really all about...



Elvis silk and sequined boot shaped stockings with matching tree skirt and Graceland (manger?) for the mantle. Visit the Kmart near you, and you too can enjoy Christmas with the King.

Personally, I think this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

4 comments:

Daniel said...

For the purveyors of such fine trappings, it is essential to replace the traditional milk and cookies with peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Thank you very much.

Kim said...

It seems as if the king is making a comeback,hmmmmmmmm

John Finkelde said...

Actually I think it is a sign that the antichrist has moved into the neighbourhood!

jake (to the) holla said...

i'm still dead set upon Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen being two-halves of the anti-christ.... separate them and destroy!!!!